SH*TTY HOROSCOPE

"Truely Sh*t"

new york crimez

Developer Response

thank you, that’s the app name

"i want a refund and
compensation right now
or i’m suing you all."

miss karen

Developer Response

see you in small claims

"i lost a few braincells
reviewing this app"

app store reviewer

Developer Response

same, honestly

"worse than covid"

the creator’s dad

Developer Response

dad please stop leaving reviews

"ruined my entire day
and my whole life"

your highschool teacher

Developer Response

sir this is a horoscope app

"my nan loves this"

anonymous, obviously

Developer Response

hi nan

"a bunch of boloney
wrapped in a app"

boloney expert

Developer Response

boloney has no place in this app store

"bunch of criminals"

new york crimez

Developer Response

allegedly

"my wife left me
because of this app.
no notes. one star."

david from the block

Developer Response

she was gonna go anyway, david

"downloaded this instead
of going to therapy.
same result,"

michael (man)

Developer Response

we are not a licensed therapist. please seek help

"i can’t believe it"

forbbies magazine

Developer Response

believe it

Try it for free